U Can't Make This Stuff Up
A couple of items of interest.
Police in one community nabbed the panty-napper. A 23 year old woman reported she was missing 20 bras and 30 pairs of panties from her bedroom. The victim's brother told officers he suspected the teenage boy next door. Police say the neighbor had seen women's underwear in the boy's room. He was busted, and now faces charges of residential burglary and possession of stolen property--He is not being charged with being a pervert.
And, a Hispanic male in one town was arrested on a series of charges. A reporter, who sale remain nameless, said the suspect was named Jesus Alverez (not his real name). I told him that in Spanish, J's are pronounced like an H--e.g Hay-Soos, not Jesus. To which unnamed reporter responded, "But he spells his name the same way Jesus spells his. I was too dumbfounded to reply.
Until next time